FUNNY FRIDAY: Nigel Farage celebrates

On the second edition of Funny Friday, I decided to use this picture of UKIP leader Nigel Farage. My favourite caption was: “My wife is spending too long letting the cat in: Time to criticise her open door policy” by Ollie

See my other favourite captions below and feel free to add your own in the comments!

• “At the YMCA…” (John)
• “I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles ooohhh maaammy.” (Leroy)
• “With all the bloody immigrants in this country we only have this much space left, they have even nicked my teeth to make room to live” (Steve)
• “Subways invisible sub! Keep your greed a secret, until your belly gets too big. Sponsored by UKIP!” (Joe)
• “The EU want to standardise the great British chip. In future each chip will be this size” (Steve)
• “Oh my goodness, Mr Blooby is real” (Paula)
• “We’re saved,I’ve just found a pound coin down the back of the couch.” (Colin)
• “The sausage for breakfast i had on expenses was this big!” (Carl)
• “Pinocchio Cameron’s nose is how big?” (Kevin)
• “I remember the days before the EU when sardines were this big” (Richard)
• “That Bruce Lee? I could’ve had him. Here, watch this!” (Sal)
• “If I do this it will take the minds of my hideous tie” (Mark)
• “This is how much of the NHS I am going to sell off ..to erm foreign speculators ..this is how big a traitor I really am ..up with the rich” (Robert)
• “This is the measure of the EU’s foresight, saints preserve us.” (Barrabus)
• “Oh no!….I’M an immigrant” (Kalika)
• “A wad of money being taken from the UK by the EU is this big, every day.” (Travis)
• “Stop controlling me from behind, I only look a dummy!” (Tanya)
• “I only eat British. Here’s my British baguette, with….. oh wait.” (Gavin)
• “My MEP expense accounts has more Euros than Labour’s got members” (Richard)
• “This giant invisible Toblerone chunk is eye-wateringly good.” (Sal)
• “Watch out Nige there’s a left wing looney with a camera over there.” (John)
• “Help me catch my payrise. It’s huge” (Antony)
• “The wedge of cash I swizzled from the EU was this big.” (Kevin)
• “It’s a great day to be alive, I passed the drugs test and found my unicorn…” (Richard)
• Just had a revelation, “I’m such an idiot !” (John)
• “Where did this Corbyn guy come from?” (Carol)
• “And all my voters combined were this big!” (Jennifer)

And ,of course, there were a few pig jokes!

• “The pig’s head was this big!” (Alan)
• “And I swear the pig’s mouth was this big” (Bob)
• “Totally disgusting 2 pigs in the same bed! YUK” (Malcolm)